How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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