remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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