you guys were way drunker than both of me
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
