Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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