found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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