I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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