yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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