Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Everyone says I win the strip club
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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