if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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