is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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