Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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