didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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