so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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