Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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