Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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