He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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