so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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