Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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