Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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