i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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