I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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