And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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