I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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