Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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