Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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