Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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