She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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