How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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