ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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