Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
