Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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