It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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