Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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