If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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