pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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