Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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