Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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