Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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