I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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