Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
and she was petting her beer can
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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