I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
ugly people sure do ruin things
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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