I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Oh god it's open bar.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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