I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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