i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
