Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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