There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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