It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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