Tell her she can't have a vagina
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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