So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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