Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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