How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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