It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
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Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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