Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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