how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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