I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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