We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
and she was petting her beer can
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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