I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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